NARRATOR: Rags to riches, told by folklore. The story you know will be no more. They told you of mistreatment, endless chores, unsavory stepfamily and all. So, we'll skip to the part where they're all at the Ball. "Hey boss, you having a good time?" Donnie shouted over the live bands' music. I shook my head, staring right at him as he said it to someone else's face. It was a masquerade party, all the guests wearing colorful Venetian masks made it hard to distinguish who was who in the dim lighting. Still, I'd told him at least a dozen times that I'd be in a green mask. The man he spoke to wore one in Gold. "I'm over here you fat-head," I lifted my mask showing my face. He marched over to me happily, "Hey boss, you having a-" "No, Donnie, and neither should you, you're supposed to be watching the door." "Yeah boss I was, but I had to hit the john, then figured I might as well grab some punch...
CALEB KOLE- METEOROLOGIST : "We can't completely rule out the possibility of rain, but so far it looks like we're going to have a lovely , dry Labor Day weekend!" ELSIE CHAMBERS- ANCHOR : "I hope so Caleb, I plan to spend a lot of time outside this weekend!" CALEB COLE : " Are you h aving a Barbecue Elsie? I hope I'm invited; I need a place to showcase my dance moves!" *dances badly * ELSIE CHAMBERS : * fake laughs awkwardly* "... T here has been a dramatic drop in reported sexual assaults, sexual misconduct, and sexual harassment around the nation. In fact, the number has dropped over 30% since last September. A reliable source told us that a new illegal substance, called SPLURGE, is largely responsible. We take you to Layna Coyne on location to tell you more." LAYNA COY...